joi, 19 septembrie 2013

Gandurile Mele-My thoughts

Din partea intunecata a bucatariei
Cand cineva te cheama la cina nu il refuza nu e frumos, insa pentru siguranta ta verifica lista de invitati. Daca nu esti trecut acolo sunt sanse foarte mari sa fii in meniu

From the dark side of the kitchen
When someone calls you to dinner don t refuse, it s not nice,but for your safety check the guest list. If you are not there there are chances that you are in the menu 

marți, 17 septembrie 2013

Gandurile Mele-My thoughts



Din subsolul Spitalului de nebuni
Vazandu-l pe om cazut in depresie, innebunit de gandul ca nu putea mangaia un tigru, Dumnezeu i-a dat acestuia o pisica

From madhouse's basement
Seeing the man being slumped in depression, terrorized by the fact that he can not caress the tiger, God gave the man a cat.

Gandurile Mele - My Thoughts

Din fundul Masinii de spalat
Dupa ce ti-ai spalat rufele in public de ce dracu acum le usuci pe calorifer?

From the bottom of the laundry machine
After you washed your laundries in public why the hell would you dry them on the radiator?